Sunday, January 01, 2006

TOP TEN SONGS 2005

The top ten songs of 2005. As concluded by my expert panel of judges:

11 comments:

Sean MacKenzie said...

NUMBER 10:
SPOON-THE TWO SIDES OF MONSIEUR VALENTINE (GIMME FICTION)
Sincere song about a fake play. More spoon, they're getting better each album. Britt Daniels should wake me up every morning, even if its in this world.

Sean MacKenzie said...

NUMBER 9:
TOM VEK - IF YOU WANT
The song most likely to be associated with all your future moving violations, as well as most of mine on the east side as well as the south part of the south side at night.

Sean MacKenzie said...

NUMBER 8:
BLOC PARTY (PHONES DISCO EDIT) -BANQUET
(SILENT ALARM REMIXED)
This song gave me the strength to hit a Rubbermaid trashcan with the now defunct 1999 Ford Taurus. ROCK ON TAURUS.

Sean MacKenzie said...

OMRI'S NOTE*
(As transcribed by ETI as OMRI suffers fatal stroke)
I neither enjoyed nor endorsed the final 7-1 on this list, as during the voting process, I suffered a fatal stroke, yet for the sake of gathering a useful list of the years top ten songs, I will allow the proceeding list to conclude, but I couldn't vote on it.

Sean MacKenzie said...

NUMBER 7:
SUFJAN STEVENS- CHICAGO
(ILLINOIS)
Slides into number 7 simply based on a ratio of building tennants yelling "Turn that shit off!" to "That shit is at a reasonable volume, feel free not to turn it off"

Sean MacKenzie said...

NUMBER 6:
GORILLAZ - FEEL GOOD INC.
(DEMON DAYS)
On the list purely because TALI totally wrote it there herself when PROF EREZ was arguing some teeny bopper crap off the list with MICHAL. Way to go MICHAL. You're suspect.

Sean MacKenzie said...

NUMBER 5:
BROKEN SOCIAL SCENE - HANDJOBS FOR THE HOLIDAYS
(BROKEN SOCIAL SCENE)
I'm not sure what this group thinks its up to, but its not funny, and I'm willing to bet it wasn't ELA or DANA who were involved.

Sean MacKenzie said...

NUMBER 4:
WOLF PARADE - WE BUILT ANOTHER WORLD
(APOLOGIES TO THE QUEEN MARY)
Now ETI is dead, there's blood all over your hands EREZ, TALI totally saw you do it, human nature never fails to be telling in the visceral contests of mere beasts, and today you crazy hack, we have stepped back and not forward.

Sean MacKenzie said...

NUMBER 3:
ATMOSPHERE - THAT NIGHT
(YOU CAN'T IMAGINE HOW FUN WE'RE HAVING)
This pick was made while ELA's arm flailed wildly for unknown reasons.

Sean MacKenzie said...

NUMBER 2:
ELECTRELANE - EIGHT STEPS
(AXES)
From what we've gathered at this point, PROF EREZ kills off the rest of the panel of judges, Scientists have concluded that this behavoir was completely standard in her natural habitat but one not fit for the small confines of the public library.

Sean MacKenzie said...

NUMBER 1:
PETER GRIFFIN - ROCK LOBSTER

Cleveland sit down, I wanna sing a little song, that ah, kept me going when I had troubles, we were at the beach, everybody had matching towels, somebody went under a dock, and there they saw a rock, but it wasn't a rock, it was a rock lobster,
rock lobster,
rock lobster.
Yeah, you're gonna be ok.