Perhaps some things only gain the proper perspective from the cozy confines of a first class jet. As much as I'd like to scratch out my eyeballs at the mere mention of anything Ford Taurus, I don't. So I sip my fine first class scotch and look over the glimmer of starlight. The FORD TAURUS, killer of ducks, deer, and snakes. Sold for a cheap dimestore shopping spree of five hundred dollars, cubed and burned, then salt was poured on the smouldered remains of the houses of all the engineers involved in designing it. Lets raise our glass to a fine friend, classy car, (LX) and lets remember exploding engines and stuttering repairmen with the glee of runaway felons.
Sunday, January 01, 2006
ALL CLASS, 1999 FORD TAURUS EULOGIZED:
Perhaps some things only gain the proper perspective from the cozy confines of a first class jet. As much as I'd like to scratch out my eyeballs at the mere mention of anything Ford Taurus, I don't. So I sip my fine first class scotch and look over the glimmer of starlight. The FORD TAURUS, killer of ducks, deer, and snakes. Sold for a cheap dimestore shopping spree of five hundred dollars, cubed and burned, then salt was poured on the smouldered remains of the houses of all the engineers involved in designing it. Lets raise our glass to a fine friend, classy car, (LX) and lets remember exploding engines and stuttering repairmen with the glee of runaway felons.
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