DISTURBING REVELATIONS FROM THE BOOTH

HAPPY YULE fans of the CORNER, I'm writing my holiday column with a heavy heart. JAVA BOOTH's recent Illiad column has left me with droopy spirits and a clenched fist. I sit on a Christmas couch and yell at a blank screen waiting for the next wave of garbage to crest into my living room. And that wave of garbage comes in the form of characterizations authored by the little known and decidedly unkempt writers at JAVA BOOTH, which as research has yielded, is owned by a driver of a mid-eighties ford fiesta.
This wave of filth is much like the waves of Greeks
who inevitably poured into the walls of Troy--the ultimate
display of unnecessary conquest. So Rock On JAVA BOOTH,
rock on to the beat of all the other fat swine out to eat
each other. I'm here to say, with steadfast dedication to
defeat your querulous enterprise, that COFFEE CORNER
has revoked your right to rock on. ROCK ON no more BOOTH.

Coffee Corner Is Under Construction

To those faithful readers of Coffee Corner I'd like to thank you for your dedicated readership, as well as scold you for encouraging such hateful drivel. This blog is under construction, which means it hasn't been written yet, but the ideas are brewing, and given some time, I'll scallywagg on, befuddling one cup at a time...

The most magnificent voyage of them all.

It was a snowy day in the town of South Bend, Washington. I stared out across the bitterness of the bay, and ate granola and breakfast tacos cooked in a large tin kettle. The OCEAN'S MOST MAGNIFICENT FLOWER rocked rhythmicly with the surf, and I felt weary with the upcoming orgy of preperation. January 12, 2006

Nefarious things to find when drawing back your sliding door blinds.

The following comments were submitted via Mr. Flowerbottoms 2nd grade class, Buda Elementary, Buda TX.

TV REVIEWS, FOX Sunday Nov 13 2005

Reviews for the fox sunday lineup, November 13, 2005 starting, but preferably ommiting the War at Home, and any other program pieces I cannot recall and or presumabely describe in any meaningful way.

Average beatings per/hour at Creekwood Village

Been noticing a varied surplus of beatings out in the shiek Creekwood Village parking lot. Anyone else have an opinion on this? Come on Creekwood Village, let's hear your thoughts.