Yes, customer, yes its true, your friend may have gotten an out-of-warranty repair for free both times he had the three red lights, but fuck your friend, that was Canada. Customer, I'm standing outside your bathroom window and there are three flashing red eyes coming in the mildew soaked window. You very well may have heard that the we were giving out free copies of Project G@TH*M, but we only give that to customers without flippers, and your warranty information does indicate two flippers out of a possible 4 appendages, so unfortunately there's little I Can do for you today, what I can recommend is a life of ignorant solitude, and I'd like to thank you for calling BOX customer care, you have a good holiday weekend.
