The Pink Team's Mission is to Take Everything in the Fucking Bag:
The Biggest Loser, Supreme Edition debuted recently. It included an obstacle course and "The Scale of Shame" brought to you by the fine gentlemen nodding to us off camera from Durex. This is also the Couples Supreme edition, so each team consists of friends or some people who are engaged or the Elderly. Clearly, from the moment the show begins, the object is to kill every contestant on the show, and occasionally show slow motion montages of their deaths. It features the fattest man ever to compete on the show and the trainers immediately sent him on a six day 550 mile death march through the Sudan. Within three minutes of being informed of his mission, he was already sweating profusely and eating energy bars. "Dan" originally weighed 440 pounds. After his plane left the Quallcomm Dinty Moore Beef Stew International Planeport he was eliminated from the show but not told, destined to wander the desert indefinitely.
Jerry and Estella were the oldest couple to compete on the show. They also vied for the honor of quickest exit from the show as Jerry immediately collapsed upon entering the gym.
Then there was a lot of heartfelt exercise, and they forced them to run across a bridge and over a hill of dirt. Lots of people lost a lot of weight, and then they eliminated half of them with vague promises of returning to the show in a month if their teammate was able to go three weeks without eating. All in all, it was a strange lottery.
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